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Questions a dog would ask....
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?
Why are there cars named after the
jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the
rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar
riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot
have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler
Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
If a dog barks his head off in the
forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?
We dogs can understand human verbal
instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,
scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand?
Are there dogs on other planets or are
we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time,
but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!
Is it true that dogs are not allowed
in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order?
Or is it the carpets thing, again?
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there
are, will I have to apologize?
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